Eyewitness Account of Sighting of Jesus Christ

This is a purported word picture of our Blessed Lord, written of Him while He was yet on earth, and is on the Civic Records of the Romans, who were in power in the Holy Land at that time, hence quite authentic as a matter of history. This remarkable letter is supposed to have been written to the Roman Senate by Publiius Lentulius, then President in Judea, about A.D.33, and was published in the Meadville, Pennsylvania Republican in 1873.

"There lives at this time in Judea, Jesus Christ, whom the barbarians esteem as a prophet, but His followers love and adore Him as the offspring of the immortal high God. He calls the dead from their graves, and heals all sorts of diseases with a word or a touch. He is a tall man and well shaped, of an amiable and reverend aspect. His hair of a colour that can hardly be matched, falling into graceful curls, waving about and very agreeably crouching upon His shoulders, parted on the crown of the head, running as a stream to the front after the manner of the Nazarites. His forehead high, large and imposing; His cheeks a lovely red nose and mouth formed with exquisite symmetry; his beard thick and of a color suitable to the hair and part in in the middle like a fork; His eyes bright blue, blear and serene; look innocent, dignified, manly and mature; His hands and arms most delectable to behold.

"He rebukes with majesty, counsels with mildness; His whole address, whether in word or deed, being eloquent and grave. No man has seen Him laugh, yet his manners are exceedingly pleasant, but he has wept frequently in the presence of men.

"He is temperate, modest and wise - a man for His extraordinary beauty and divine perfections - surpassing the children of men in every sense"

Stunning. Even if it's not authentic, it makes for a stark word picture, rather than an Idol to worship.

tH!

Signs 'O The Times; Flatuphobia? Is Farting Better than Cure?

Signs, Cures, and 21st Century Angst???
This one from a Mc Donalds tray place mat. This young man marked by the golden circle,
patronised by the Golden Arches, needs to rotate his victory sign 180 degrees. I do, however,
sympathise with the sentiment. Grin...

This one from a pharmacy in Sydney. "AIDS IN THE TREATMENT OF FLATULENCE", it says.

Lil Ol Me!!!

This is what I felt after spotting the above in a Sydney pharmacy, especially if they plan on putting the above substances in tap water. Enough to make your Mother's eyes water...

GUILTY: Of just about everything I can think of at the moment! My flatulence may be a violation of the Kyoto Protocol, but they can stick the above somewhere else where the sun

don't shine, like Pluto.

the HAMMER!

Thanks, and congratulations to Sam, the loveliest "Colleen" to newly grace Terra Australis as a Permanent Resident! Welcome to John Howard's nightmare...

I Did Not Know I Cared Until....

What You Don't Know About Someone Until They're Gone...

I did not know Steve Irwin. I confess to being one of those people who felt that his persona had to be contrived. This was something I'd believed because I've met some very famous people, and had my preconceptions dashed rather unpleasantly.

With Steve, however, it appears (at least from a close reading of most newspapers this week) that this judgement of mine got rectified far too late. I read about his bizarre, untimely passing in an Australian newsletter called "Crikey" (absolutely true), then the first word which fell out of my mouth was "Crikey". No kidding. I was stunned.

R.I.P. Steve. Of all the people whom I'd expect to die young, you would have been one of the last to come to mind. And now you have passed to a better place (which is my sincere prayer), I'd like to apologise for thinking you were a fake. I've not seen so many Aussies genuinely moved since the death of Donald Bradman - and then again, I think you've knocked him out of the park with this extraordinary reaction to your passing.

Paul Hogan was quoted not so long ago as claiming that the "Ocker" was dead. I don't think so. I think the species came of age with such guys like you - with such joy of life - who put a warm face to what is now a readily-identifiable, quintessential Australian bloke.

I didn't watch too many of your shows, nor do I watch much TV at all. But, as far as celebrities go, no matter what I thought, I don't think anyone could detract from the fact that you were 100% 'fair dinkum.' God bless you mate; and for what it may be worth to Terry and the Kids, my prayers will be with all of you.

We've all lost a truly unique Australian. I'm sorry, Steve: I'll now watch your reruns. What I have seen, I have enjoyed immensely. You've certainly left a treasure trove for me to explore.

Who'd have thought this would happen? God truly takes the best first.

tH!

Words Of The Day: Iontophoresis, and an Obvious One Or Two...

Two of History's Greatest Minds. Oppenheimer and Einstein.
























Gone Fission: Nuclear that is. Black Night; 3 Billion years.

http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/VideoTest/opp1.ram Part 1 of a speech telling UC Berkeley Students Why We Need One World Government to Stop the Proliferation of The Bomb He Unleashed. Einstein? Had NOTHING to do with it.


http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/VideoTest/opp2.ram
Part Two: Oppie waxes lyrical on what he did on his holidays.



Now this fiend is a piece of work:

Aldous Huxley. You can find him

Explaining How Your Brain is Being

Washed Every day - and you do not

Even Know It. One of Today's Words?

Iontophoresis:–noun

a painless alternative to drug injection in

which a weak electrical current is used to stimulate drug-

carrying ions to pass through intact skin.

Enjoy your tap water...

Find out all about it:

http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/VideoTest/hux1.ram

And:

http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/VideoTest/hux2.ram

Just when you thought you had life all figured out. GUILTY!!!!

Oh; and again - for those of you who like the pictures only...rap out to this.

http://www.infowars.com/video/clips/news/september_11/082806_bin_laden_no_blow_up_projects.htm

the HAMMER!

WWIII: Aug 22- OCT 25 (Part the Second) Because....

BECAUSE.....You Never Know OUCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your Luck...

In a Big...

Country.

"You might not say it..

"You might not say it...

"But it's probably me..."

Sting.

I'd be wincing as well, but that's a

Rolling Stones track...(Sympathy For The Devil.)

Der HAMMER!!

WWIII? Aug 22 - Oct 25 ?? The Invisible Hand

The Invisible Hand That Rules The world...



Which Pulls This Dunderhead's Toe-Ropes...



(Caveat Lector: Dubya's Birthday Pic; "Oh Prescott, it's a Muppet!!!??")

Is going to send very loud, noisy and destructive things over the poles of

This Planet....

Taken LiveTime from 1000451kms AsiaSat 2, UTC 12:00 approx

With The Aim of doing THIS to the MIDDLE EAST.....(specifically Iran)

Boom. Can't do audio yet, folks.

For the Sake of These...

Check the ones in your pockets, people. The eye of Osiris over a 13 tier pyramid.

Masonic Demonry on the back of the Greenback...

With The Aim Of Turning The Remainder of the World's Vassal Slaves into

These....

Nice sheeple. Solyent Green For Fat Bankers...



All For The Sake Of This.....

Because....

"Zig Georgeler!!!": Coming to an Axis of Evil Near You - AUG 22 through OCT 22

Hunker down, people. You 'ain't seen NOTHIN' yet...

VERDICT???: Too dumb to be the Antichrist, but don't hold your breath, because.... To be continued....

tH!!!

Escape: My Coogee Cove

My Coogee Cove

I remember that beach.
That curly, cut winding beach,
with the crevices and coves at it's edges
upon the rocky ridges of it's points.

Along the strip at Selinas...
Across from dope city,
Rock 'n Roll Paradise.

It washes my pain away.
I sit gazing out to sea
at peace...

It's tiding me clean.
And I go there often
simply
to
sit
still.

And have the roll of the ocean lull over me,
the white peaks of the waves thrash my soul
from the filth of the ghetto of Waterloo,
and lullaby my heart across those oceans
to Home.

Oh good God to go Home...
Perhaps to sleep perchance to dream?

My solace, my cavern, my own Private Idaho.

Mine.

Mine only...

I must go back there soon,
to answer it's call,
then go
Home...

And I shall wonder at it.

I'll let it in and purge me.
It shall flow through the veins to my heart,
and wash me clean and pristine.

Oh my Coogee Cove - Please take me back?
I may die without you.

J.R.C.
Monday, 5 February 2001, 9:23:09.

Today's Word: And No, I'm Not Worth Suing...

ONOMASTICON

Yoko breastfeeds by Telethon for Peace in Idaho?

Nope: A vocabulary or dictionary of proper names or place

names.

tH!