Signs 'O The Times; Flatuphobia? Is Farting Better than Cure?

Signs, Cures, and 21st Century Angst???
This one from a Mc Donalds tray place mat. This young man marked by the golden circle,
patronised by the Golden Arches, needs to rotate his victory sign 180 degrees. I do, however,
sympathise with the sentiment. Grin...

This one from a pharmacy in Sydney. "AIDS IN THE TREATMENT OF FLATULENCE", it says.

Lil Ol Me!!!

This is what I felt after spotting the above in a Sydney pharmacy, especially if they plan on putting the above substances in tap water. Enough to make your Mother's eyes water...

GUILTY: Of just about everything I can think of at the moment! My flatulence may be a violation of the Kyoto Protocol, but they can stick the above somewhere else where the sun

don't shine, like Pluto.

the HAMMER!

Thanks, and congratulations to Sam, the loveliest "Colleen" to newly grace Terra Australis as a Permanent Resident! Welcome to John Howard's nightmare...