Celebrity nobodies, Jessica Simpson and Husband Nick Whatchamacallit, have split. First prize in the "Who Thinks This Matters!!!" competition is $US 5,000,000, with a luxury holiday at Michael Jackson's Netherland Ranch (no children allowed - adopted ones considered -), and a lavish 100,000 stock portfolio of premium Haliburton stocks.The question is: "In a billion words or less - give or take a doctoral thesis - why does this matter to anyone other than Jessica and Nick C'est Manifacture' Plastique'.
I'll be agog with indifference, waiting, to read the entries.
The HAMMER
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