Catholic Necromancers Thieve Non-Currant Nun???

This is not a currant bun;

This is Mother Teresa of Calcutta.

But:

Daily Telegraph, 28 Dec, 2005

NUN BUN MISSING

Nashville: A cinnamon bun bearing a striking resemblance to Mother Teresa has gone missing from the US coffee house where it was displayed.









Owner Bob Bernstein arrived at his Cafe House in Nashville, Tennessee, Christmas day, to find the world-famous pastry gone.

Mr Bernstein believes that the culprit was someone angry that the shop displayed the 'nun bun', [next stop, rocket science, Bob...the HAMMER!] which was preserved in shallack. A jar of money next to it was not stolen.

Now pictured right, is an actual, bona fide, currant bun...

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Can you spot the difference? Never mind...

The mind boggles over what this would be worth on the Black Market? Or maybe a miscreant Catholic sect wanted some communion - with the dearly departed - of their own?

I'll go away now...

Whomever claimed that people were logical needs to take a good long look in the mirror. Yikes!

'Bun wars' - George Lucas has a future.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

The HAMMER!

Behold The Gift - And Love the Giver.

Behold the Meaning of Christmas - Love the Giver.

Innocent - the only one born so.

The HAMMER!

Ps Give your hamper to Eretria.

Christmas Cancelled? Mai Gnoitoi - May God Never Know!!!

May God never know - do not let these people steal Christmas!!!

My most sincere best wishes to all readers - except for the people who shot the poor Brazillian man in Britain. Please; think of this man's family at this time of year.

May God end this madness. Merry Christmas.

Amerikan Gulag - Coming to a Country You're IN!! "This new false process they call LAW."

This cross-posted from e-zine Privacy World.

And - for those who think it's happening over there. Wait until the next blog. In NSW, Australia, if police see anything like the word "wog", or "camel jockey" on your mobile phone, they can take your car, your phone, and shut down the entire area in anticipation of a race riot.

And as a wise man once said "Q: What's the difference between a Union rally and a Race Riot? "A: A wage."

Think about these things.

Privacy World - The WORLD'S SHREWDEST PRIVACY NEWSLETTER

The New Amerikan Gulag

I've been fairly sure for some time now that our country is in deep trouble. Today, I am profoundly convinced, beyond any doubt whatsoever, that we are in for dire times ahead, where life "as we know it" will never be the same. Whether that comes within months or years yet to come, I have no doubts that it must and will come.

I just spent three weeks incarcerated in the new Amerikan Gulag. My crime was that I couldn't make enough money to satisfy our government's petulant expectations.

Hillsong Home Church Bible Study - Guantanamo Bay

Never mind that the government "imputed" my income at four times my actual ability to earn based on my ex-wife's statements that my mother "had money." There is no question, beyond a reasonable doubt, that this was a direct "shakedown", using me to extort money from my mother. You will find the same acts in any major city, only there they call it "the mob." In the new Amerikan Gulag, it is called "Family Court", but in fact is no more respectable or responsible than any other "organized crime" syndicate. Its just"legal" by this new false process they call law.

Never mind that the government has openly refused to give me a hearing, to bring their supposed "evidence" into a court. I have filed more than forty documents in this so-called "family court",another dozen in the state appellate court and about half a dozen in the state supreme court. The one consistent factor is that they accept my documents, enter them into the record, and then openly ignore them. The appellate court offers profound excuses, which within their own rules are fraudulent, and when confronted with those facts, they use more rules to conveniently "administratively dismiss" without fact or law. I call it "law by ignorance". Its just "legal" by this new false process they call law.

Never mind that the court clerk for the state supreme court refuses to even file my documents, claiming they are "not appropriate" for that high court or some other such equally lame claim. Apparently, court clerks are now the "high authority" on adjudication in these courts. It is quite clear that the court is using its clerk to avoid hearing cases it doesn't like. Its just "legal" by this new false process they call law.

Never mind that numerous people, including several lawyers, have told me that even a felony complaint for failure to pay child support is still a "civil matter", not criminal. Thus they can not have authority to kick in your door, your castle inviolate. Tell that to my dog, whom they maced, and my girlfriend who had jack-booted thugs pointing guns at her. Never mind that the actual"search warrant" they executed states as its sole "probable cause"that a cop was window peaking at our home at 9:30 at night to"observe the probable suspect" through curtained windows. No reason is given as to why he was window peeking at this house, so we might assume he was peeking in windows all over town before he got here. Apparently, window peeking is now an important job skill in the new Amerikan Gulag. Its just "legal" by this new false process they call law.

Never mind that the judge, at my arraignment, waving my six inch thick file and slamming in on his desk, made it clear that the only thing he would hear was evidence that I had paid their extortion -anything else was a waste of my time. Then he doubled my bail to an amount more than my current "arrearage", and more than any amount yet due. There is no small irony that five years ago, he was the"family court" judge, and it was his fraud at law that put me in this boat, but of course he is now the District Court judge, and, of course, he sees no conflict of interest in that. Its just "legal"by this new false process they call law.

This isn't about the woes of "my" case. Nor is it about the woes of Beatty Chadwick, incarcerated for ten years on "civil contempt",without any hearing or fact, solely because he cannot prove "what is not". Never mind that "they" have made no effort to prove "what is." Nor is it about the young men I met in jail. One such, in his twenties, was convicted of some petty crime, for which he could have gotten a maximum of ninety days in jail. Instead he did thirty days, plus six months probation. For the past three years they have"violated" his probation six times, and he has spent nearly nine months in jail, with two more to go, and still faces another two years of their "probation." Its all about what is now "just legal"by this new false process they call law.

We face a serious epidemic of this "justice", of "law by ignorance", of a false process they euphemistically call "law." Once they enter your name in their system, they own you. No longer does law serve the people, it is the people that serve their monied system, which they serve up to you by this new false process they call law.

Good King Wenseslas Gets Knocked Senseless - Osama Tags US, US Bags THEMSELVES!!!

It is no longer about the "denial of due process", that sacrosanct constitutional right that we used to own. It is about being processed by government agents that make up their own law as they go and define their process by their own convenience. It is no longer about the deprivation of our civil rights, our inalienable inheritance. It is about the destitution of a government gone awry on its own power trip. [The HAMMER! If these rights are so inaliable, why the article? Sigh...but the dance goes on.]

The Constitution of the United States is gone. It no longer exists, of the people, by the people and for the people. In its place is"government", for which these peoples now exist to serve.

It was not my "rights" that were violated, but the very foundations of our free society, of "civility", that night, when the jack-booted thugs kicked in my door and pointed their guns at my chest.

The above article appears courtesy of Kenneth C. Wiggins.Wiley - Webmaster for: http://www.amatterofjustice.org

http://www.parentsforchildren.net

The HAMMER: Read this, and sing it loudly to the tune of "It Can't Happen Here..." by Frank Zappa. They'll find you singing. Coming to a New World Order near you - Zig George!!! If you want this to happen in a Country near you, I have a Church for you... see below. Opiate for the spiritually satiated - straight ahead.

Charismania - or - Did 'Elvis' Built This Building???

Wow. Spell that backwards. Wow. "Awesome".

No, this is not an entertainment arena, or so they claim; it's supposed to be a Church. And here is some stray correspondance caught between Psychiatrists which a proverbial bird dropped in my inbox.

This place, rocks, rolls, ducks and weaves all the hard questions thinking people ask of it - and smiles all the way to the bank. It uses psychiatric labour to cover it's songbooks at $20 per week, per worker, but none of these folks look real hungry, naked, or imprisoned to me. What about you, readers? Not a naked one in the bunch of 'em.

The HAMMER! has been to one of the 'serivces' here. Mr B. Huston (the younger; not the elder,[deceased 2004] who was forced to stand down because of accusations of child molestation - all very hush-hush - perpetrated in New Zealand http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Hillsongs-true-believers/2004/11/06/1099547435083.html "Houston tackles criticism with the same gusto he applied to allegations that his father Frank had abused a child in New Zealand 30 years ago. He confronted his father, removed him from active ministry at Hillsong and then told his congregation... ") presides.

When was this dealt with?! This did NOT happen!!! To the inner sanctum, maybe. It's still spoken of in hushed tones. They should decry the fact their founder did this! Then again, it's no surprise that a denomination which was formed merely to get away from Black leadership after the 1917 Asuza Street Revival has morality problems seasonaly. (Yes; the Assembiles Of God was built on RACISM - Harvey Cox "Fire From Heaven".) Try finding a photo of Frank on Hillsong's website, or Google!!! Holy HUMBUG! Slicker than Jimmy Bakker!!!

Anyway, Brian spoke for 1 hour, 15 minutes uninterrupted, about money, before the word "Cheezus" was uttered. I wonder if the child Frank "allegedly" molested got any compensation? 30years later, this mob still have the claw outstretched, but almost have a media empire bigger than Bakker's! Justice done, and seen to be done? In Christ's case it was called "The Cross". In this case, Payola? Nepotism?

The names have been changed to protect the very guilty. In the letter, dummy!



Dr Allcock,

At first I must ask you for the password. Having dispensed with this privately, in your own mind, I ask you to pursue my recommendations below with the greatest zeal.

Pursuant to our previous conversation of the 06/06/06. Yes, I'm shopping early for Armageddon.

I have reviewed the data which you have sent me. The symptomatology is consistent with a number of readily- recognisable, socio-economic factors.

The lack of wealth in early childhood creates an inordinate desire for the accrual of it later in life. The lack of a musical bone in any of their bodies creates an acute desire to be able to sing, and publicly. This must be discouraged by rapid machine gun fire, if need be.

The need to justify one's inadequacies because of the relentless pursuit of both neurosis, and the concomitant arrival of the wealth generated by the zealous pursual of satisfaction for these broken needs, results in the formulation of a cluster of beliefs which entirely justify the complete enterprise of the 'Charismaniac'. Damn it, I'll die seeing this get into DSM V.

Prosperity Gospel. If you're rich your in, if you're poor, you're roasting - so go home until you take your pills (we don't need 'em cause there's nothing wrong with us!). More to be scolded than pitied.

I agree with the diagnosis, and prescribe seven Catholic masses per hour (excluding 4 hours constantly-disturbed sleep), in Latin, with as many Hail Mary's that can fit on the head of a pin. All musical accompaniment must be rendered through a 50,000 watt public address system by the Scottish bagpipes - without time for food or water. Above all; this disease must be eradicated with great enthusiasm!

If that doesn't work, slap 'em silly.

Oh; and a vat of Chivas Regal, 1827 wouldn't go astray, either. Send it to me later today, hic...

My best wishes in the treatment of this religious scourge which has broken out in your institution. Treat the victim vigorously, and with great dereliction. Remember; Jesus loves them. You don't have to LIKE them.

Dr Bliss MRANZCP, BscLd, PhDpsycho, BullShisenArtiste.
db23th@bigpond.net.au

PS My bill is in the mail. My beak is in the blender. I gave at the office. Most people I know, think that *I'm* crazy - the fools!

Delerious/Delerium - You Decide. Music for the Syntactically-Challenged Hillsong's UK Franchise Goes Bonkers for C-Rap (Christian Rap...you heard right). "Kulturprotestantism" at it's most Anxious, and Dying to Please!



The HAMMER! This doctor speaks truth; the doctor is wise.

In the above quoted SMH article, Brian protesteth that he worketh really hard, thus he needs the $650,000 apartment his efflusive wife has on Bondi Beach, and the Harley Davidson given by an American pastor for telling his congregation what they wanted to hear, and the multi-million dollar book and motivational speaking DVD contracts. Why such an expensive upper-class apartment on a Sydney beach suburb with the likes of Heath Ledger, and other media doyens? Later.

These people have MILLION dollar PLUS offerings PER SESSION, folks. Can you imagine what the Salvation Army could do with this money? Houston can't, I don't think he wants to, and when I last checked he was off on yet another ski holiday in Aspen - which is a heckova long way from 'beautiful (smarmy - his part of of the city maybe-) Sydney'.

Not only that. HOW DOES A CHRISTIAN PASTOR JUSTIFY HAVING HIS SON AND IMPRESSIONABLE FIANCE LIVING TOGETHER FOR MONTHS BEFORE THEY WERE MARRIED, AND TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH SAID HOUSTON SPACE CADET ACADEMY??? Ben Houston, married the attractive young Lucille, whilst still having logistical problems concerning which end of his hat is the right way around!

Now the Hustons can juggle this. They did with Frank. They did with Ben and Lucille (remarrying Lucille's Mother after she tossed her Psychiatric patient husband for a newer, saner model - holy upsizing batman!) and - oh - Lucille and Ben got the beach pad. Not bad for a starter home, what ho?

Brian; nepotism has its limits - even in the Kingdom of God! Avoiding the appearance of evil - hardly. Familial and croney indulgance - most definately. If Caligula came to Hillsong, and payed mega cesterces, would you marry him and his horse? Pornea is pornea, Brian - and you're a naughty boy. Marrying people who leave their sick husbands just for an out, is a no no. Chaperoning your son whilst he lives with his girlfriend before marriage is not righteousness seen to be done - and how good a chaperone are you? Heck - you work too hard!

My visit to Sydney's Hillsong? My companion asked me what I thought. I told them, as far as a Church is concerned, it was a fabulous gig. Sarchasm, people; sarchasm. (For US readers: Australian slang also renders "gig" as twerp, or fool.) All these people did was rant about their love for Jesus. I thought the Gospel according to Christian Scripture's emphasis was completely backward to this, self-aggrandising 'holiness' frenzy? In other words, the Gospel is the good news that God loves us - the UNlovable, and the UNloving. But then again, maybe these people are too busy singing to read Scripture. This reminds me of a piece of grafitti I saw in the early '80's. "Boy George missed the bus, 'cause he couldn't stop dancing." He was obviously not waiting for the ecclesiastical gravy train.

GUILTY of Ecclesiastical Humbuggery: Sentence Pending;

The HAMMER.