Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Catholic Necromancers Thieve Non-Currant Nun???


This is not a currant bun;

This is Mother Teresa of Calcutta.

But:

Daily Telegraph, 28 Dec, 2005

NUN BUN MISSING

Nashville: A cinnamon bun bearing a striking resemblance to Mother Teresa has gone missing from the US coffee house where it was displayed.









Owner Bob Bernstein arrived at his Cafe House in Nashville, Tennessee, Christmas day, to find the world-famous pastry gone.

Mr Bernstein believes that the culprit was someone angry that the shop displayed the 'nun bun', [next stop, rocket science, Bob...the HAMMER!] which was preserved in shallack. A jar of money next to it was not stolen.

Now pictured right, is an actual, bona fide, currant bun...

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Can you spot the difference? Never mind...

The mind boggles over what this would be worth on the Black Market? Or maybe a miscreant Catholic sect wanted some communion - with the dearly departed - of their own?

I'll go away now...

Whomever claimed that people were logical needs to take a good long look in the mirror. Yikes!

'Bun wars' - George Lucas has a future.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

The HAMMER!

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