Monday, January 30, 2006

Eternal Strife: The Punctuation Police. Damnation For Want of a Comma!


Toilet Wisdom: Spotted Early This Year.

This one would not stay under my radar blip - so much so, I took the el-cheapo digital camera into the aforementioned gentleman's convenience in the heart of the Sydney CBD.

One must question the wisdom of knowing the RIGHT thing about 9/11, then dying informed - all for the lack of a comma. I mean, if knowing the right thing about 9/11 means dying informed, compared to dying stupid, what does it matter anyway? Can the dead use information for their benefit from the grave?

All for the lack of a bleedin' comma - in the heart of a district where you'd imagine a person would have the education which would render their statement grammatically correct!

10/10 for intent, but 0/10 for expression - pedant that I am.

Cased Closed - but 9/11, definitely wide open. You could fly a Jumbo jet through the loose ends, such as .... Never mind. That's a website, not a blog.

the HAMMER!

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