Friday, October 20, 2006

Signs 'O The Times; Flatuphobia? Is Farting Better than Cure?

Signs, Cures, and 21st Century Angst???
This one from a Mc Donalds tray place mat. This young man marked by the golden circle,
patronised by the Golden Arches, needs to rotate his victory sign 180 degrees. I do, however,
sympathise with the sentiment. Grin...

This one from a pharmacy in Sydney. "AIDS IN THE TREATMENT OF FLATULENCE", it says.
Lil Ol Me!!!
This is what I felt after spotting the above in a Sydney pharmacy, especially if they plan on putting the above substances in tap water. Enough to make your Mother's eyes water...
GUILTY: Of just about everything I can think of at the moment! My flatulence may be a violation of the Kyoto Protocol, but they can stick the above somewhere else where the sun
don't shine, like Pluto.
the HAMMER!
Thanks, and congratulations to Sam, the loveliest "Colleen" to newly grace Terra Australis as a Permanent Resident! Welcome to John Howard's nightmare...

Friday, September 15, 2006

I Did Not Know I Cared Until....


What You Don't Know About Someone Until They're Gone...

I did not know Steve Irwin. I confess to being one of those people who felt that his persona had to be contrived. This was something I'd believed because I've met some very famous people, and had my preconceptions dashed rather unpleasantly.

With Steve, however, it appears (at least from a close reading of most newspapers this week) that this judgement of mine got rectified far too late. I read about his bizarre, untimely passing in an Australian newsletter called "Crikey" (absolutely true), then the first word which fell out of my mouth was "Crikey". No kidding. I was stunned.

R.I.P. Steve. Of all the people whom I'd expect to die young, you would have been one of the last to come to mind. And now you have passed to a better place (which is my sincere prayer), I'd like to apologise for thinking you were a fake. I've not seen so many Aussies genuinely moved since the death of Donald Bradman - and then again, I think you've knocked him out of the park with this extraordinary reaction to your passing.

Paul Hogan was quoted not so long ago as claiming that the "Ocker" was dead. I don't think so. I think the species came of age with such guys like you - with such joy of life - who put a warm face to what is now a readily-identifiable, quintessential Australian bloke.

I didn't watch too many of your shows, nor do I watch much TV at all. But, as far as celebrities go, no matter what I thought, I don't think anyone could detract from the fact that you were 100% 'fair dinkum.' God bless you mate; and for what it may be worth to Terry and the Kids, my prayers will be with all of you.

We've all lost a truly unique Australian. I'm sorry, Steve: I'll now watch your reruns. What I have seen, I have enjoyed immensely. You've certainly left a treasure trove for me to explore.

Who'd have thought this would happen? God truly takes the best first.

tH!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Words Of The Day: Iontophoresis, and an Obvious One Or Two...





Two of History's Greatest Minds. Oppenheimer and Einstein.
























Gone Fission: Nuclear that is. Black Night; 3 Billion years.

http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/VideoTest/opp1.ram Part 1 of a speech telling UC Berkeley Students Why We Need One World Government to Stop the Proliferation of The Bomb He Unleashed. Einstein? Had NOTHING to do with it.


http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/VideoTest/opp2.ram
Part Two: Oppie waxes lyrical on what he did on his holidays.



Now this fiend is a piece of work:

Aldous Huxley. You can find him

Explaining How Your Brain is Being

Washed Every day - and you do not

Even Know It. One of Today's Words?

Iontophoresis:–noun

a painless alternative to drug injection in

which a weak electrical current is used to stimulate drug-

carrying ions to pass through intact skin.

Enjoy your tap water...

Find out all about it:

http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/VideoTest/hux1.ram

And:

http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/VideoTest/hux2.ram

Just when you thought you had life all figured out. GUILTY!!!!

Oh; and again - for those of you who like the pictures only...rap out to this.

http://www.infowars.com/video/clips/news/september_11/082806_bin_laden_no_blow_up_projects.htm

the HAMMER!

Saturday, August 19, 2006

WWIII: Aug 22- OCT 25 (Part the Second) Because....

BECAUSE.....You Never Know OUCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your Luck...
In a Big...
Country.
"You might not say it..
"You might not say it...
"But it's probably me..."
Sting.
I'd be wincing as well, but that's a
Rolling Stones track...(Sympathy For The Devil.)
Der HAMMER!!

WWIII? Aug 22 - Oct 25 ?? The Invisible Hand

The Invisible Hand That Rules The world...



Which Pulls This Dunderhead's Toe-Ropes...



(Caveat Lector: Dubya's Birthday Pic; "Oh Prescott, it's a Muppet!!!??")



Is going to send very loud, noisy and destructive things over the poles of
This Planet....

Taken LiveTime from 1000451kms AsiaSat 2, UTC 12:00 approx
With The Aim of doing THIS to the MIDDLE EAST.....(specifically Iran)
Boom. Can't do audio yet, folks.


For the Sake of These...
Check the ones in your pockets, people. The eye of Osiris over a 13 tier pyramid.
Masonic Demonry on the back of the Greenback...



With The Aim Of Turning The Remainder of the World's Vassal Slaves into
These....
Nice sheeple. Solyent Green For Fat Bankers...



All For The Sake Of This.....

Because....


"Zig Georgeler!!!": Coming to an Axis of Evil Near You - AUG 22 through OCT 22
Hunker down, people. You 'ain't seen NOTHIN' yet...
VERDICT???: Too dumb to be the Antichrist, but don't hold your breath, because.... To be continued....
tH!!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Escape: My Coogee Cove


My Coogee Cove

I remember that beach.
That curly, cut winding beach,
with the crevices and coves at it's edges
upon the rocky ridges of it's points.

Along the strip at Selinas...
Across from dope city,
Rock 'n Roll Paradise.

It washes my pain away.
I sit gazing out to sea
at peace...

It's tiding me clean.
And I go there often
simply
to
sit
still.

And have the roll of the ocean lull over me,
the white peaks of the waves thrash my soul
from the filth of the ghetto of Waterloo,
and lullaby my heart across those oceans
to Home.

Oh good God to go Home...
Perhaps to sleep perchance to dream?

My solace, my cavern, my own Private Idaho.

Mine.

Mine only...

I must go back there soon,
to answer it's call,
then go
Home...

And I shall wonder at it.

I'll let it in and purge me.
It shall flow through the veins to my heart,
and wash me clean and pristine.

Oh my Coogee Cove - Please take me back?
I may die without you.

J.R.C.
Monday, 5 February 2001, 9:23:09.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Today's Word: And No, I'm Not Worth Suing...

ONOMASTICON

Yoko breastfeeds by Telethon for Peace in Idaho?

Nope: A vocabulary or dictionary of proper names or place

names.


tH!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

I'm In Love With A Man: Strike The Prose


The World's Greatest Typographical
Error: Spike Milligna.

Unto Us

Somewhere at some time
They committed themselves to me
And so, I was!
Small, but I WAS!
Tiny, in shape
Lusting to live
I hung in my pulsing cave.
Soon they knew of me
My mother --my father.
I had no say in my being
I lived on trust
And love
Tho' I couldn't think
Each part of me was saying
A silent 'Wait for me
I will bring you love!
'I was taken
Blind, naked, defenseless
By the hand of one
Whose good name
Was graven on a brass plate
in Wimpole Street,
and dropped on the sterile floor
of a foot operated plastic waste
bucket.
There was no Queens Counsel
To take my brief.
The cot I might have warmed
Stood in Harrod's shop window.
When my passing was told
My father smiled.
No grief filled my empty space.
My death was celebrated
With tickets to see Danny la Rue
Who was pretending to be a woman
Like my mother was.

Spike Milligan




the Hammer!

Dear Spike,

I owe you an incalculable debt.

I'm a Scot, who grew up watching "The Goon Show" on BBC; the puppet version.

Later on in life, I discovered your radio show whilst I was a disturbed teen.

I laughed at, and loved, Eccles. I felt so sad for him because he was (in my young eyes)

a chided, but dearly loved pariah. The best thing anyone could give me, was the gift

of Eccles coming home to play with me, and sleeping over. In my room... He's a tender soul.

I'd kill to defend him...

My Mother tried to murder me when I was 6 years old, and nine. I was saved

by my Father, who tossed her across the house - then held me.

But he could not hold my soul, although he valiantly worked to keep it buoyant.

Later in life, as a consequentially troubled teen, you literally kept me alive

by paroxyms of laughter, feeding me from what was the radio version of "The Goon Show".

A pearl of great price, found without seeking.

It was a rare gift from God:

He granted me the privilege to glisten in the light of your torrid flame, and you nurtured me.

I dearly love you, Spike; and to this day, the thought of your passing hurts like a bastard.

Faith, the essence of things not seen, gives me hope that I can say this to your face one

fine day - when this mess is an old nightmare.

Thank you for such a rich gift; endurance in the

face of despair, and such joy in unchained laughter.

Rest in Peace; you were a marvel of your Maker's joy.

J.

Friday, August 11, 2006

GRAVITAS: Pampered Menials II - Unplugged

Celebrity: The Importance of Being Noticed


Trip Fails To Water Ego: MX News, Sydney Australia, 8th August, 2006/www.teenhollywood.com:

A charity trip to Africa has brought Justin Timberlake down to Earth, branding it the most grounding experience of his life because nobody recognized him.

The singer accompanied girlfriend Cameron Diaz to Tanzania and was stunned to meet people who had no idea of the couple's fame, teenhollywood.com reports.

"First we thought they might have recognized us, but we were humbled to find out they hadn't a clue who we were," he said.

"They were celebrating because they finally had a well with drinking water."

HAMMERTIME: Hmmm. Some people have their priorities steadfast. 'Let them drink Perrier' back at the Zambese Hilton? Inevitably... Sigh...

Zzzzzzzzzz.

Verdict? Actions speak louder than words, Viva Tanzania! I wish I could build you an Aswan dam. Enjoy.

The HAMMER!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

When In Berlin, Speak Like The Deutchlanders Do



"Ich bin einer Berliner Fleischwurst!" Berlin: 1962.

Thirteen days, not so long ago, the US Military

Industrial Complex wanted to blow this wonderful gift from God

we live on to oblivion, and this man stood fast -

later to be shot like a bad dog that bites a baby - then

then fed to the Philistines as "raw meat for the balcony".

I've been to Arlington and paid my sincere respects. What

about you?

The HAMMER! PS: Woody Harrelson's father did it - amongst

a cast of other nefarious malefactors, such

as one President who has the same surname

as another.

Consider yourselves told...

The Word Of The Day: It's Werse, and Titty

APOTHEGM

It's a terse and witty aphorism.

Aphorisim? www.dictionary.com. Need I do everything for you people?

For a Canadian Wordsmithy, who's coming to a country near me.

The HAMMER!

Oh; for those that just read the pictures - here's the book of the month:


The HAMMER! accepts cash only - from anyone. No questions, maybe answers...

The Getting Of Wisdom


May one be wise, and not know so?

Der Hammer! Ist das varoom?

Monday, January 30, 2006

Flags of Shame, Flags of Honour. Make Your Mind Up, Australia!

Flags of Shame, Flags of Honour - You Decide, and "Macht Schnell, Bitte", before some Facist Does it For You!

This is an Australian Flag. This is NOT a White Supremacist Flag. Somehow, Sydney's Waverley Counil seems to live in great trepidation and fear that ONE or more people may think so.

I have trouble with the Union Jack on it, but - as Malcolm X says in one of my earlier blogs "The man who does not stand for something, falls for EVERYTHING". There's no shame in a country's heritage, nor is there shame if that country wants to alter it - and become a Republic.

I have a dream.



Now - this flag is very definately a White, Anglo-Saxon, Facist Supremacist Flag. This issue was dealt with irrevocably - or so one would think - in 1945, and then afterwards by the Nuremberg Trials.

Keep in mind, that a wise man called Albert Santanyana once opined that "Those who do not learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them." I first saw that quote over Jim Jones' dead body, photographed as it lay rotting in the Tropic of Cancer heat, in Jonestown Guyana, circa 1979.

People do not learn from history - and here's the proof paid.

This is a gay, Nazi flag. Someone obviously thinks this outrageously funny, but it's not. Anyone know who "Jeff Gannon" is? Anyone know anything about gay prostitutes given tours of the Whitehouse since the days of Ronald Reagan? Anyone know that the pink in this flag was assigned to gay people by one of the most mechanised, efficient, killing machines to stalk the Earth since the dawn of time - and some gay fop out there thinks it's funny, 'cause these blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryan men look oh-so good in leather? As I say - people do NOT learn from the lessons of history; they prefer hagiography - that is, the revision of history to suit special-interest groups. Now these are both White Supremacist flags, but of two completely different, and diametrically opposed reasons.


Oh - this one here? This is the world's most famous, bisexual, neo-nazi - beg your pardon, NEO-CON. President George W. Bush. Note the defamatory images in the background? That's because there's none there - it's all true.

Australia: get a flag before you loose your country.

the HAMMER!

Eternal Strife: The Punctuation Police. Damnation For Want of a Comma!


Toilet Wisdom: Spotted Early This Year.

This one would not stay under my radar blip - so much so, I took the el-cheapo digital camera into the aforementioned gentleman's convenience in the heart of the Sydney CBD.

One must question the wisdom of knowing the RIGHT thing about 9/11, then dying informed - all for the lack of a comma. I mean, if knowing the right thing about 9/11 means dying informed, compared to dying stupid, what does it matter anyway? Can the dead use information for their benefit from the grave?

All for the lack of a bleedin' comma - in the heart of a district where you'd imagine a person would have the education which would render their statement grammatically correct!

10/10 for intent, but 0/10 for expression - pedant that I am.

Cased Closed - but 9/11, definitely wide open. You could fly a Jumbo jet through the loose ends, such as .... Never mind. That's a website, not a blog.

the HAMMER!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Catholic Necromancers Thieve Non-Currant Nun???


This is not a currant bun;

This is Mother Teresa of Calcutta.

But:

Daily Telegraph, 28 Dec, 2005

NUN BUN MISSING

Nashville: A cinnamon bun bearing a striking resemblance to Mother Teresa has gone missing from the US coffee house where it was displayed.









Owner Bob Bernstein arrived at his Cafe House in Nashville, Tennessee, Christmas day, to find the world-famous pastry gone.

Mr Bernstein believes that the culprit was someone angry that the shop displayed the 'nun bun', [next stop, rocket science, Bob...the HAMMER!] which was preserved in shallack. A jar of money next to it was not stolen.

Now pictured right, is an actual, bona fide, currant bun...

--------------------------------------------------

Can you spot the difference? Never mind...

The mind boggles over what this would be worth on the Black Market? Or maybe a miscreant Catholic sect wanted some communion - with the dearly departed - of their own?

I'll go away now...

Whomever claimed that people were logical needs to take a good long look in the mirror. Yikes!

'Bun wars' - George Lucas has a future.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

The HAMMER!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Behold The Gift - And Love the Giver.


Behold the Meaning of Christmas - Love the Giver.

Innocent - the only one born so.

The HAMMER!

Ps Give your hamper to Eretria.

Christmas Cancelled? Mai Gnoitoi - May God Never Know!!!

May God never know - do not let these people steal Christmas!!!

My most sincere best wishes to all readers - except for the people who shot the poor Brazillian man in Britain. Please; think of this man's family at this time of year.

May God end this madness. Merry Christmas.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Amerikan Gulag - Coming to a Country You're IN!! "This new false process they call LAW."

This cross-posted from e-zine Privacy World.

And - for those who think it's happening over there. Wait until the next blog. In NSW, Australia, if police see anything like the word "wog", or "camel jockey" on your mobile phone, they can take your car, your phone, and shut down the entire area in anticipation of a race riot.

And as a wise man once said "Q: What's the difference between a Union rally and a Race Riot? "A: A wage."

Think about these things.

Privacy World - The WORLD'S SHREWDEST PRIVACY NEWSLETTER

The New Amerikan Gulag

I've been fairly sure for some time now that our country is in deep trouble. Today, I am profoundly convinced, beyond any doubt whatsoever, that we are in for dire times ahead, where life "as we know it" will never be the same. Whether that comes within months or years yet to come, I have no doubts that it must and will come.

I just spent three weeks incarcerated in the new Amerikan Gulag. My crime was that I couldn't make enough money to satisfy our government's petulant expectations.


Hillsong Home Church Bible Study - Guantanamo Bay


Never mind that the government "imputed" my income at four times my actual ability to earn based on my ex-wife's statements that my mother "had money." There is no question, beyond a reasonable doubt, that this was a direct "shakedown", using me to extort money from my mother. You will find the same acts in any major city, only there they call it "the mob." In the new Amerikan Gulag, it is called "Family Court", but in fact is no more respectable or responsible than any other "organized crime" syndicate. Its just"legal" by this new false process they call law.

Never mind that the government has openly refused to give me a hearing, to bring their supposed "evidence" into a court. I have filed more than forty documents in this so-called "family court",another dozen in the state appellate court and about half a dozen in the state supreme court. The one consistent factor is that they accept my documents, enter them into the record, and then openly ignore them. The appellate court offers profound excuses, which within their own rules are fraudulent, and when confronted with those facts, they use more rules to conveniently "administratively dismiss" without fact or law. I call it "law by ignorance". Its just "legal" by this new false process they call law.

Never mind that the court clerk for the state supreme court refuses to even file my documents, claiming they are "not appropriate" for that high court or some other such equally lame claim. Apparently, court clerks are now the "high authority" on adjudication in these courts. It is quite clear that the court is using its clerk to avoid hearing cases it doesn't like. Its just "legal" by this new false process they call law.

Never mind that numerous people, including several lawyers, have told me that even a felony complaint for failure to pay child support is still a "civil matter", not criminal. Thus they can not have authority to kick in your door, your castle inviolate. Tell that to my dog, whom they maced, and my girlfriend who had jack-booted thugs pointing guns at her. Never mind that the actual"search warrant" they executed states as its sole "probable cause"that a cop was window peaking at our home at 9:30 at night to"observe the probable suspect" through curtained windows. No reason is given as to why he was window peeking at this house, so we might assume he was peeking in windows all over town before he got here. Apparently, window peeking is now an important job skill in the new Amerikan Gulag. Its just "legal" by this new false process they call law.

Never mind that the judge, at my arraignment, waving my six inch thick file and slamming in on his desk, made it clear that the only thing he would hear was evidence that I had paid their extortion -anything else was a waste of my time. Then he doubled my bail to an amount more than my current "arrearage", and more than any amount yet due. There is no small irony that five years ago, he was the"family court" judge, and it was his fraud at law that put me in this boat, but of course he is now the District Court judge, and, of course, he sees no conflict of interest in that. Its just "legal"by this new false process they call law.

This isn't about the woes of "my" case. Nor is it about the woes of Beatty Chadwick, incarcerated for ten years on "civil contempt",without any hearing or fact, solely because he cannot prove "what is not". Never mind that "they" have made no effort to prove "what is." Nor is it about the young men I met in jail. One such, in his twenties, was convicted of some petty crime, for which he could have gotten a maximum of ninety days in jail. Instead he did thirty days, plus six months probation. For the past three years they have"violated" his probation six times, and he has spent nearly nine months in jail, with two more to go, and still faces another two years of their "probation." Its all about what is now "just legal"by this new false process they call law.

We face a serious epidemic of this "justice", of "law by ignorance", of a false process they euphemistically call "law." Once they enter your name in their system, they own you. No longer does law serve the people, it is the people that serve their monied system, which they serve up to you by this new false process they call law.


Good King Wenseslas Gets Knocked Senseless - Osama Tags US, US Bags THEMSELVES!!!

It is no longer about the "denial of due process", that sacrosanct constitutional right that we used to own. It is about being processed by government agents that make up their own law as they go and define their process by their own convenience. It is no longer about the deprivation of our civil rights, our inalienable inheritance. It is about the destitution of a government gone awry on its own power trip. [The HAMMER! If these rights are so inaliable, why the article? Sigh...but the dance goes on.]

The Constitution of the United States is gone. It no longer exists, of the people, by the people and for the people. In its place is"government", for which these peoples now exist to serve.

It was not my "rights" that were violated, but the very foundations of our free society, of "civility", that night, when the jack-booted thugs kicked in my door and pointed their guns at my chest.

The above article appears courtesy of Kenneth C. Wiggins.Wiley - Webmaster for: http://www.amatterofjustice.org

http://www.parentsforchildren.net

The HAMMER: Read this, and sing it loudly to the tune of "It Can't Happen Here..." by Frank Zappa. They'll find you singing. Coming to a New World Order near you - Zig George!!! If you want this to happen in a Country near you, I have a Church for you... see below. Opiate for the spiritually satiated - straight ahead.

Charismania - or - Did 'Elvis' Built This Building???


Wow. Spell that backwards. Wow. "Awesome".

No, this is not an entertainment arena, or so they claim; it's supposed to be a Church. And here is some stray correspondance caught between Psychiatrists which a proverbial bird dropped in my inbox.

This place, rocks, rolls, ducks and weaves all the hard questions thinking people ask of it - and smiles all the way to the bank. It uses psychiatric labour to cover it's songbooks at $20 per week, per worker, but none of these folks look real hungry, naked, or imprisoned to me. What about you, readers? Not a naked one in the bunch of 'em.

The HAMMER! has been to one of the 'serivces' here. Mr B. Huston (the younger; not the elder,[deceased 2004] who was forced to stand down because of accusations of child molestation - all very hush-hush - perpetrated in New Zealand http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Hillsongs-true-believers/2004/11/06/1099547435083.html "Houston tackles criticism with the same gusto he applied to allegations that his father Frank had abused a child in New Zealand 30 years ago. He confronted his father, removed him from active ministry at Hillsong and then told his congregation... ") presides.

When was this dealt with?! This did NOT happen!!! To the inner sanctum, maybe. It's still spoken of in hushed tones. They should decry the fact their founder did this! Then again, it's no surprise that a denomination which was formed merely to get away from Black leadership after the 1917 Asuza Street Revival has morality problems seasonaly. (Yes; the Assembiles Of God was built on RACISM - Harvey Cox "Fire From Heaven".) Try finding a photo of Frank on Hillsong's website, or Google!!! Holy HUMBUG! Slicker than Jimmy Bakker!!!

Anyway, Brian spoke for 1 hour, 15 minutes uninterrupted, about money, before the word "Cheezus" was uttered. I wonder if the child Frank "allegedly" molested got any compensation? 30years later, this mob still have the claw outstretched, but almost have a media empire bigger than Bakker's! Justice done, and seen to be done? In Christ's case it was called "The Cross". In this case, Payola? Nepotism?

The names have been changed to protect the very guilty. In the letter, dummy!



Dr Allcock,

At first I must ask you for the password. Having dispensed with this privately, in your own mind, I ask you to pursue my recommendations below with the greatest zeal.

Pursuant to our previous conversation of the 06/06/06. Yes, I'm shopping early for Armageddon.

I have reviewed the data which you have sent me. The symptomatology is consistent with a number of readily- recognisable, socio-economic factors.

The lack of wealth in early childhood creates an inordinate desire for the accrual of it later in life. The lack of a musical bone in any of their bodies creates an acute desire to be able to sing, and publicly. This must be discouraged by rapid machine gun fire, if need be.

The need to justify one's inadequacies because of the relentless pursuit of both neurosis, and the concomitant arrival of the wealth generated by the zealous pursual of satisfaction for these broken needs, results in the formulation of a cluster of beliefs which entirely justify the complete enterprise of the 'Charismaniac'. Damn it, I'll die seeing this get into DSM V.

Prosperity Gospel. If you're rich your in, if you're poor, you're roasting - so go home until you take your pills (we don't need 'em cause there's nothing wrong with us!). More to be scolded than pitied.

I agree with the diagnosis, and prescribe seven Catholic masses per hour (excluding 4 hours constantly-disturbed sleep), in Latin, with as many Hail Mary's that can fit on the head of a pin. All musical accompaniment must be rendered through a 50,000 watt public address system by the Scottish bagpipes - without time for food or water. Above all; this disease must be eradicated with great enthusiasm!

If that doesn't work, slap 'em silly.

Oh; and a vat of Chivas Regal, 1827 wouldn't go astray, either. Send it to me later today, hic...

My best wishes in the treatment of this religious scourge which has broken out in your institution. Treat the victim vigorously, and with great dereliction. Remember; Jesus loves them. You don't have to LIKE them.

Dr Bliss MRANZCP, BscLd, PhDpsycho, BullShisenArtiste.
db23th@bigpond.net.au

PS My bill is in the mail. My beak is in the blender. I gave at the office. Most people I know, think that *I'm* crazy - the fools!

Delerious/Delerium - You Decide. Music for the Syntactically-Challenged Hillsong's UK Franchise Goes Bonkers for C-Rap (Christian Rap...you heard right). "Kulturprotestantism" at it's most Anxious, and Dying to Please!



The HAMMER! This doctor speaks truth; the doctor is wise.

In the above quoted SMH article, Brian protesteth that he worketh really hard, thus he needs the $650,000 apartment his efflusive wife has on Bondi Beach, and the Harley Davidson given by an American pastor for telling his congregation what they wanted to hear, and the multi-million dollar book and motivational speaking DVD contracts. Why such an expensive upper-class apartment on a Sydney beach suburb with the likes of Heath Ledger, and other media doyens? Later.

These people have MILLION dollar PLUS offerings PER SESSION, folks. Can you imagine what the Salvation Army could do with this money? Houston can't, I don't think he wants to, and when I last checked he was off on yet another ski holiday in Aspen - which is a heckova long way from 'beautiful (smarmy - his part of of the city maybe-) Sydney'.

Not only that. HOW DOES A CHRISTIAN PASTOR JUSTIFY HAVING HIS SON AND IMPRESSIONABLE FIANCE LIVING TOGETHER FOR MONTHS BEFORE THEY WERE MARRIED, AND TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH SAID HOUSTON SPACE CADET ACADEMY??? Ben Houston, married the attractive young Lucille, whilst still having logistical problems concerning which end of his hat is the right way around!

Now the Hustons can juggle this. They did with Frank. They did with Ben and Lucille (remarrying Lucille's Mother after she tossed her Psychiatric patient husband for a newer, saner model - holy upsizing batman!) and - oh - Lucille and Ben got the beach pad. Not bad for a starter home, what ho?

Brian; nepotism has its limits - even in the Kingdom of God! Avoiding the appearance of evil - hardly. Familial and croney indulgance - most definately. If Caligula came to Hillsong, and payed mega cesterces, would you marry him and his horse? Pornea is pornea, Brian - and you're a naughty boy. Marrying people who leave their sick husbands just for an out, is a no no. Chaperoning your son whilst he lives with his girlfriend before marriage is not righteousness seen to be done - and how good a chaperone are you? Heck - you work too hard!

My visit to Sydney's Hillsong? My companion asked me what I thought. I told them, as far as a Church is concerned, it was a fabulous gig. Sarchasm, people; sarchasm. (For US readers: Australian slang also renders "gig" as twerp, or fool.) All these people did was rant about their love for Jesus. I thought the Gospel according to Christian Scripture's emphasis was completely backward to this, self-aggrandising 'holiness' frenzy? In other words, the Gospel is the good news that God loves us - the UNlovable, and the UNloving. But then again, maybe these people are too busy singing to read Scripture. This reminds me of a piece of grafitti I saw in the early '80's. "Boy George missed the bus, 'cause he couldn't stop dancing." He was obviously not waiting for the ecclesiastical gravy train.

GUILTY of Ecclesiastical Humbuggery: Sentence Pending;

The HAMMER.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Deconstructing Malaysia's Abu Ghraib? No - But Does The Media Want It to Have One???

This is an item I started working on in November of last year. I let it sit so I could edit it, and think through some of the things I thought I saw coming. However,in the light of the ensuing Sydney race riots at Cronulla beach, this appears to be something which the powers that be will use to make much menace with. Certainly food for thought, particularly as the turbaned menace gets closer to Terra Australis Discognita. How can people be so stupid? Trust everything you read in the newspaper!

Sydney Morning Herald: By Connie Levett in Bangkok and agenciesNovember 28, 2005

A POLICE abuse scandal sparked by a short phone video clip of a Chinese woman, stripped naked and forced to do "ear squats", is being called Malaysia's Abu Ghraib.

[By whom, and more inportantly, why? The HAMMER.]

Malaysia is now in full damage control as it tries to contain diplomatic fallout with China, the most important emerging power in the region, shortly before the East Asia Summit. The scandal comes after a series of recent allegations of harassment, including strip searches, of young Chinese women in Malaysia by police and immigration officials.

It also adds weight to claims that Chinese are being targeted and profiled.
The one-minute, 11-second clip starts with a female [FEMALE MOSLEM POLICE WOMAN - talk about a minority group!!! The HAMMER!] police officer ordering a naked Chinese woman, possibly in her 20s, to do the squats while holding her ears. The footage, taken on a mobile phone, appears to have been shot through a window without either woman's knowledge.

Lim Kit Siang, leader of the opposition Democratic Action Party, called it Malaysia's Abu Ghraib, a reference to the humiliating abuse of Iraqi prisoners in a US military prison near Baghdad.
A DAP politician, Teresa Kok, played the video clip in parliament on Friday to politicians and the media. "Is it standard practice for police to ask detainees to strip naked and to do ear squats?" Ms Kok asked afterwards. [Note the tacit pregnant silence concerning this question throughout the rest of Ms Levatt's article. This is bothersome; annoying in it's lack of definition. It's omission is sinister. The HAMMER!]

So far no one has been charged over the videoed detention or earlier incidents. [And this one is enough to generate MalayGhraib'GATE'??? Yawn... Whom does this bothersome rumor-mongering benefit? Where is the MONEY going? "W. Mark Feld - Deep Throat". The HAMMER.]

Mr Lim said that the Malaysian public were entitled to know why the police as a whole "seem so indifferent and detached in a police scandal which had rocked the country and has such far-reaching consequences to the country's tourism, trade, economy as well as the country's international standing, particular the Malaysia-China relationship".

[Doesn't take much to rock a country. Ask Ossie Osborne..."Rock 'en F***ken Rooolll", he'd cry. Particularly when it's rulers are ever-so obviously agent provocateurs! You tell the police to do it, then they get scapegoated!!! Chinese Australians who smuggle drugs for countries which require the death penalty - when they get caught in the act, and have to pay the price. These things surely "rock" countries - but are they issues of substance? The ease of rocking - vs the substance of the "quake" - there's the rub, or ratio, to be examined! The HAMMER.]

The Malaysian Prime Minister, Abdullah Badawi, called a press conference on the sidelines of the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in Malta on Saturday to demand an immediate investigation, and "no cover-up", Bernama, Malaysia's national news agency, reported. [ So here we have it; CHOGM rears it's ugly head again. They'll probably use this to introduce biometric passports in poor Malta, and put CCTV cameras on every street corner, and outside every whitewashed corner store - these are still in trees in Melbourne after CHOGM "rocked" through there in the late '70's!!! The HAMMER!!! Note I wrote this in NOVEMBER of last year, and on 28th January THIS year, it's announced in the Sydney Telegraph that CCTV in New South Wales will be amalgamated into the biggest civilian television surveillance network outside of the UK!!! To fight crime? Hardly.]

The scandal comes two weeks before the East Asia Summit, a Malaysian diplomatic initiative that will bring the 10 members of the Association of South-East Asian Nations together with China, Japan, India, Australia, South Korea and New Zealand.

[And how timely it is, too... Let's OVATE THEM!! The HAMMER.]

China, as the emerging economic superpower, is the most important member of the trade-focused forum.

[No kidding. But: excuse me if it appears, ostensibly, if regional governments, newspapers, and other highly-placed, over-qualified agitators look like they've been up at the witching hour, stirring the Chinese/Moslem Bitches Brew that is the Australasian/Pacific Region? See article enclosed:]

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Keith Suter Comments:
The Eagle And The Dragon 7th November, 2005

Now that the Cold War is over and the Soviet Union has collapsed, the next source of super power tensions will be between the United States and China. It is not yet clear how hot that new cold war will get. [YET - keep stoking it by issues like this "naked ear squat", and we'll see what hot means. Looks like someone, somewhere, is picking a fight: The HAMMER.]

Dr Bates Gill of the Centre for Strategic and International Studies at Washington DC was recently in Sydney and I caught up with him at the US Consulate General. He gave a fascinating talk on the US perspectives on managing China's peaceful rise. [And Suter is smiling - come on, he must be - he's got a professional portrait. Pose for the geopolitics! - AND a NEWSLETTER! The HAMMER!]

The Chinese Government sees domestic political stability and economic development as the main priorities. China's main worries are inward, rather than focused on overseas. It does not want to become a troublemaker neighborhood (which would deter foreign investment and be bad for business). [So we'll start picking on the big guy - China - by making it's women do "naked ear squats" whilst some stooge is outside the jail bars yelling "cut" for the camera phone. Are we becoming selectively blind to this robbing of privation? the HAMMER.]

China is also aware that its rise is a worry for its neighbours and so it is trying to reassure the neighbours that they have nothing to worry about. China sees itself as having a peaceful rise rather than the militaristic rise to power of the Kaiser's Germany and modern Japan, both in the late 19th century. [Tell that to the Falun Gung! But: let's see if we can take gentle snipes at the big guy in our newspapers, eh? Does anyone remember early 2001 when a US spyplane "strayed" into Chinese airspace? The most technologically-sophisticated nation in the world just "strayed" into another country's airspace, nearly creating a confligration of massive proportions? Oh - maybe you believe Osama Bin Laden drove two planes into the World Trade Centre from a cave in Afghanistan as well? The HAMMER.]

China recognizes that the US will continue to dominate world affairs for the foreseeable future. It is not troubled by the US's role and it does not want to confront it directly. [Again: perhaps indirectly, by flying spyplanes over it, early 2001? By ghod, George W. rattled a mean sabre when that happened, didn't he? This Friday (count from publication date), when the poor stooge with a few kgs of smack in his luggage, in Singapore, gets hanged, John Howard will join the frey with the 'Let Them Eat Cake' crowd by going to the cricket - during the hanging! All this is inflaming a situation by having client states do nasty things in neo-con newspapers! ANTAGONISE CHINA??? How about, "let's infuriate it???" Wow! The HAMMER.]

The US has zero savings. Americans spend money as quickly as they earn it and their government itself has the greatest level of indebtedness of any government. But China is willing to keep lending money to the US.

There is a saying in banking that if I owe a bank a million dollars, I have a problem. But if I owe the bank a billion dollars, then the bank has a problem (because it cannot afford to have me collapse). China cannot afford to have the US collapse. [Ah, but watch the FED do it all by itself!!! The HAMMER.]

There is a marriage of convenience between an indebted country and its creditor. China wants to keep the US ticking over and so it will not destabilize it. If it were to destabilize the US, then it would create instability within China, and this would destroy the cosy existence of the communist party. [But who would the US borrow from to de-stablise China? China???? Bah - HUMBUG!]

That is the good news. [ For whom, pray tell? The HAMMER.]

Now for some bad news. This is as good as it gets. From here on in, the future could become increasingly tense. [Smell the cheese...Socko!!! Anyone for a sucker punch??? No kidding, Keith - it's called GLOBALIST, CREATIVE, DE-STABILIZATION!!! The HAMMER.]

Obviously as the Americans start to wake up to their level of debt, they will fret over their loss of national control.

There are also looming trade problems. China has an appalling record on piracy. Microsoft material is widely available throughout China, but Bill Gates complains the he does not make any money there. Instead his material is copied. [Poor baby.... Where can I send my tears? Maybe to Gill Bates? And yes; I'm not the only one on the Internet who doubts the credos of this unfortunate monaker. Google it - but don't say "China".The HAMMER.]

American small companies are already hostile towards China because of the loss of jobs. Now the big corporations are becoming hostile because of the piracy. [Now everyone is hostile, 'cause the Malasians MOSLEMS are making the nice Communists squat NEKKED for NO GOOD REASON??? Sigh. J'accuse, Provocoteur'!!!! The HAMMER.]

China itself has a few problems. For example, will it get old before it gets rich? The West got rich over the centuries and now it has got old (because of the improved living conditions enabling people to live longer).

But China's controversial one-child family has distorted its demographic profile. By 2040, 25 per cent of the world's elderly will be in China and they will be a great burden on the social welfare system. (Interestingly a few years ago, Wesley Mission hosted a Chinese official from a big city wanting to see how social welfare is provided through non-governmental organizations in Australia).

The coming years will see how well the US and China can manage their evolving relationship. For the rest of the world's sake, they better get it right. [Even if regional provocations start inflamming the situation before important regional conferences, probably largely guided by "Consultant[s] for Social Policy[engineering?] like Mr Suter? The HAMMER!!!]

Keith Suter Consultant for Social PolicyBroadcast 4th November 2005 on Radio 2GB's "Brian Wilshire Programme" at 9pm.

Hammertime: This is an extremely smarmy analysis rendered by someone who is a member of the ultra-secretive, exclusive think-tank "The Club of Rome". Here was The HAMMER's reply to his penetrating analysis:

Hello Keith,

What's in a name? Not much, apparently.

Whom do you think you're kidding? Would you vouch for me on the Club Of Rome membership roster? Please? I'm not kidding...

Can you spell "Microsoft", or "Wall-Mart"? Could you survive on what Chinese workers earn? The computer you are reading this on, in all probability, was sanctioned in Taiwan, and made on the Chinese mainland - for approximately 1/100th of the price that you perhaps paid for it, which makes the wages given to the workers that assembled it meaningless on a global scale.

Do you honestly give a damn about the issues you write about, or is this all "[a]...Grand Chessboard"?? [Pun on the title of ex US Secretary of State, Zbignew Brzezinski's book "The Grand Chessboard", which unabashedly talks about playing the world like a chess game for the sake of one world government, using the US as it's military arm.]

Go on, Keith. Vouch for me; I'd love to be an insider. The absolute glee of knowing that part of my earnings interest would go to the US to help bail it out so it can fight an illegal war for an energy source which is turning the planet red hot just gives me warm, red feelgoods inside.

Heck; maybe after I put my hard-earned wages into the Bank of China, they'd make me pay for the bullet before they shot me, just so my interest would compound. I calculate that it should be about $7.50 US by the year 2075.

Please; invite me to join the Club of Rome - I'm all over it.

So when's your next trip to Sonoma County, Ca? Spring Jinx, or Summer Solciste? I got the robe; I got the moxy. Let's get nekked and go dancing! (so I guess I've had my dime's worth on this guy - but, this is a man who is member of a MAJOR international think-tank)
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[Ok. Summation. The nice Chineese Government is keeping America liquid. It's shooting it's workers if they do not work hard enough, and appropriating the wealth - somewhere - for who's benefit? America's? "Life is but a circle, from sunrise to sundown...." No: but where does the money leave the loop??? Back to this 'provocation'. Meanwhile, Australia cowers in fear at the advent of the boogie man "Moslem Superstate" at the bogus hand of "Jamal Islamiah". The Hammer.]

Photos from the clip appeared first in Malaysia's Chinese-language China Press; [Surprise fer- flippin Surprise!!! Anyone see a distinct pattern occuring here??? The HAMMER!] then the independent web portal Malaysiakini put an edited clip online. [One wonders how inflammatory 'The Original' was. And since such serious accusations are being leveled from it, why is it not available for public consumption? Heck; even the Nick Berg beheading snuck onto the Net in various editions. Sigh...The HAMMER.] Even the Government-controlled New Straits Times has made it page one news. [Well if the Government says so - hell - it MUST be true. The truly scary thing about all this is that not more than 30 years ago, the people editing these newspapers would have laughed this story right off the page by saying - "Boo - gotcha CIA - now you're it!" The HAMMER.]

The Deputy Premier, Najib Abdul Razak, has also promised those responsible will not be protected. "It should not have happened. [ And my point is 'IT'. ONE INCIDENT RECORDED DOES NOT AN 'ABU GHRAIB', or 'GATE' make!!!! The HAMMER.] It has dealt a severe blow to our country's image," he told reporters, but denied it would have an impact on the summit.

[This is, perhaps, because the summit has - allegedly - manufactured the incident. Note the sinister woman in black Moslem headgear staring at the naked Chineese squatter. Oooohhh, it's enough for a pre-emptive strike, isn't it? NO!!!!!!! The HAMMER!]

The Home Minister, Azmi Khalid, had announced he would fly to Beijing this week to make an apology to Chinese officials. [And pick his pay cheque up from Gill Bates at the US Consulate, then go home?? The HAMMER!]

"We will apologise where we are wrong, definitely. There's nothing wrong to admit if there are mistakes," he said in Kuala Lumpur. "Profiling Chinese women especially those below 35 as being involving in vice should not have happened." [But above 35's ok??? Why the arbitrary 35's??? But again; ONE Chineese woman does not make a profiling problem - this COULD be an isolated incident to annoy malcontents like myself, and countries like Australia who are now baying for Asian blood! After all; they're hanging our migrants, and jailing our young, nubile women, aren't they? Since I wrote this, Chapelle Corby's cousin is now in an Asian Jail - and the tabloids are quiet. Why? The HAMMER!]

The trip, however, has been postponed until December 20, Malaysia's Star newspaper reported, after Mr Azmi's Chinese counterpart requested the delay as he had some other issues to settle first. [Like where the money will go, what he'll spend it on, where it now is, and where it will be firmly, and secretly, squirrelled away from public scrutiny. The HAMMER!]

Ok.

That was the end of the report. But keep in mind the fracais which has developed on Australian soil since this post in the Sydney Morning Herald, and ask yourself - is there a regional, geopolicital pattern happening here, or is this merely random paranoia generated since 9/11.

The HAMMER declares it's the former, simply because there is too much symmetry between these so-called random outbursts, too much time-convinenienced "saved by the ball" incidents such as Osama Bin Laden turning up REPEATEDLY when G.W. Bush's popularity ratings go down, to credit this as being a random backlash to the events of the US' 9/11, or the UK's 7/7.

If you don't believe me, keep in mind, Brzezinski was Secretary of State for the US from 1976-1980, and even then it makes "The Grand Chessboard" old by literary standards, but prophetic by any standard of naievite'.

This is controlled chaos; these events are being engineered. For those Australians who are knee-jerking at Cronulla and Maroubra beaches, congratulations for playing into the hands of Mult-Nationalist Corporate globalist interests -all without the benefit of a CIA stipend, and a criminal record on top just for the effort!

Do not be fooled - every thing you see unfolding is going to plan, on time, and as provoked. This is divide and conquer at it's most heneous. This is geo-political one world government clenching it's velvet gloves around your kneck - and you're flocking to the front lines like lemmings. Naked Chineese Earsquats? Pornography for the depraved West at best, and indignation for the "fundimetalist" East. And the Twain are about to meet. Unless you have stocks in Halliburton, or Exxon-Mobile, you're not going to like it one, tiny bit.

the Hammer.